If both schools play football in the same division/league/term-I-don't-know, would it be guaranteed they'd play each other during the season, or would that depend on how they played against other teams?
Thanks!
I'm writing a Star Trek reboot fic containing a nurse. I'd like to know what her usual standard duties would be for the days when there are no life-threatening emergencies. I thought that a good analogy would be to look at what nurses serving on ships today do, and extrapolate from there but I'm having problems finding exactly what I'm looking for. How would she interact with patients - what sort of injuries/checks could she be responsible for sorting out, and what would be handled by a doctor? What would she do with her time if there were no patients demanding her attention?
Thank you to anybody that can help me.
Anybody have any ideas? Thanks in advance for your help.
I've tried Googling the lyrics I understand, but nothing matches! I love the song and want to know what it is so bad. :(
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNc0CcVw
If anyone knows what it is I'll make sweet love to you. ;)
Suit on cell, holding a bouquet of yellow roses: Yeah, I just bought my girlfriend some flowers because I fucked her sister.
Student, walking by: Nice job, asshole.
Suit, turning around with a smile: I know! You should try it some time!
--John St
- Mood:curious
- Music:none
Guy #1: I mean, if it's a noose, it's better to have a drop than just hang there.
Guy #2: Yeah, no way, man.
Guy #1: On the other hand, if it's a meat hook, a drop would do some serious internal damage.
--W 35th & 9th
- Music:The Damned - Curtain Call
| It starts out like every other morning. You wake up, you brush your teeth, you make your breakfast. There's nothing good in the paper, so you get up to get dressed... until you hear a rumbling in the distance. Your glass of milk starts to tremble, and suddenly you notice your house shaking. It feels like an earthquake-- but no, that can't be right-- no, it's something bigger, it has to be, and you scurry into a corner, hugging your knees to your chest, waiting this out as it comes closer and closer and closer-- Destruction. Trees being ripped out by their roots, houses smashed to bits, you, being torn from your safehaven. You're flying so fast that your ears are ringing, and you close your eyes, mouth open in a silent scream, until you black out and everything suddenly stops. You open your eyes. All around stretches miles and miles of red desert. Mountains line the skyline, the sole survivors of a massive explosion that spread across the Earth. The air is thick with dust, dirt, chemicals, and poison, and you can hardly breathe. Clutching at your throat, you're certain that it can't be long until you'll suffocate, at this rate-- it looks like no one else is around, and you're going to die on this red planet, completely alone. You're wrong It sounds like a helicopter is landing. You're unsure. There are people in metallic bodysuits shouting and picking you up and taking you on board a ship that looks like something taken straight out of the Twilight Zone. They're drilling you with questions, performing tests, prodding, poking, injecting a chip into your neck-- they try to explain everything, but you can't comprehend everything at once. "It's the year 2500. You were catapulted out of your world by a nuclear blast. We will be taking you to Pluto IX: Space Colony, along with the last survivors of Earth." |
- Music:Visions of Atlantis - Cast Away | Powered by Last.fm
Young woman: I heard this funny joke. A man comes home and his wife says "Your boss called and said that you were fired." The man answers "Fuck him!", and the woman says "I did, and now you have your job back."
Woman's husband: I don't get it.
Eight-year-old son: C'mon dad, she made out with the boss!
--F Train
Forgetfulness. We all do it now and then. Some people worse than others. Talk to me about forgetting something important, say an anniversary, or something less important, like your homework. Give me any and every excuse. ;) Have at it!
You've got 45 minutes for this challenge.
Remember,
Thanks!
Edit: Found! They are all good answers! I was thinking of http://www.cinemaclock.com
Snobby housewife to six-year-old girl on toy bicycle: Do you want to share an iced coffee with me later?
Six-year-old: Yes!
--70th St & Broadway
Overheard by: whatever happened to ice cream as an incentive?
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Man #1: Excuse me, do you know when this post office closes?
Woman: I don't know.
Man #2: I think it's open all the time. It doesn't close.
Woman: You mean it's open 48 hours?
--Post Office, 32nd & 8th
Overheard by: EthanK
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I know it's not very specific but I'm wondering if anyone knows what I'm talking about.
Middle aged man #1: Blah blah blah, global warming is bad, blah blah blah.
Middle aged man #2: I'm a landlord. I eat global warming!
--95th St & Columbus Ave
Overheard by: shmilda
Man #1, in chaise lounge: Men and women have totally different criteria for attractiveness.
Man #2, also in chaise lounge: How so?
Man #1: A guy can look like a fucking bullfrog in a Beatle wig, but if he's charming and especially if he has money, women will be all over him.
Man #2: Yeah, especially if he has money.
Man #1: But let's say a really hot chick walked past us right now in a thong, and another woman says to us, "watch out for her, she's been in and out of mental institutions."
Man #2: We'd still want to fuck her.
Man #1: Exactly.
Man #2: Point well taken.
--Douglaston, Queens
Overheard by: Big Larry
Man #1: This is it, Times Square!
Man #2: Oh, so is this where time started?
--Times Square
Overheard by: Zack
Title: Flying Into Another World
Author:
Fandom: LOTR RPS
Characters: Billy/Orlando
Rating: G
Word count: 332 words
Warnings: none
Disclaimer: All make-believe and not written for financial gain
Author's Note: Written for the 'books,' 'write for 30 minutes' challenge at
Flying Into Another World
So,
litterthisheart posted a Demi Lovato picture on tumblr, and I was like, "It's PRT Disney Band 'verse Rachel! But with long hair! And in a dress!" So I made her have short hair and a black tank top for my icon. And because I'm on a bit of a kick with this universe, and because she told me to, I am doing this meme from
jamapanama for this Rachel.
- Mood:tired
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Teenage boy to friend: So when I was walking by the store I saw this guy being dragged out in handcuffs.
Friend: Shit, why didn't you call the cops or something?
--Park Slope
Overheard by: areyouserious?
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Man: Oh, retards?
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--Downtown Brooklyn
Overheard by: Myrtle&Carlton
The first is a movie I watched as a child, in the early 90's. I believe it was set in Italy or England in the victorian times, and from the looks of it I would guess it was made in the 80's or maybe even 70's. It was about two kids, a teenage boy (skinny, dark hair/eyes) and his younger sister (preteen, long blonde hair) whose mother dies and who then go in search of their missing father. (I think he's been separated from the rest of the family for awhile, maybe to go to sea?) They end up witnessing a (very decrepit) old man being murdered, and later have to break into his coffin (I remember this scene vividly, since it scared me so much. The old man has started to decay and there are ants or some other kind of insect crawling all over his face.) They get caught up in a search for a treasure (I'm pretty sure it was a diamond.) and run across their dad, who is dark, bearded, and always dressed in black with a black cap. They end up in an abandoned church, and have to sneak through various tunnels and trap doors (one of which leads into an empty, spiderweb-strewn room, where the skeleton of a dead monk is sitting in a chair. I am pretty sure they end up knocking the skeleton over.) At the end they wind up with the treasure, and run into their dad again, but I don't believe there is any kind of happy reunion. (In fact, at the end I think they might have been running away from him.)
The other is a commercial for a movie that I never watched, but that was advertised all over TV at the time. This was also during the 90's, and was both brand new and pretty well-known. I only really remember one part of the commercial, but it was the most famous and most often shown. There was this young guy, totally bald, with asbolutely white skin dressed in dark clothes. (I think he was the main character, and had special powers.) He was sitting on a park bench with a normal looking girl. They started kissing, and as they kissed, began to float off the bench.
Any ideas?
EDIT: #2 is Powder. The jury is still out about #1, though.
A kid series i was shown on a regular basis in my third grade ESL class so this would have been like in 1996 or 97. It was a songs teaching series and had little skits to go with each song segments. Some of the songs that i can remember are purple people eater, theres a hole in my bucket, a song of peace and harmony, continental soldier, and one about a girl and her meatball that keeps rolling away from her.
TIA!
She lives in a small town, I think. She's described as wearing baggy clothes, and hiding her face in hooded sweatshirts, but people still think she is very beautiful.
She becomes pregnant, and she's convinced she's pregnant with an alien baby.
( twist ending: spoiler )
I read this book probably 5 years ago, and I don't think it was new then, I also don't think it was terribly long, and it was paperback.
I remember nothing about the cover or the title...
Any help?
~It was played on a rock station
~It sounded like a French song
~It was a man singing
~In the chorus somewhere "Oooooooooh"
I hate when they don't tell you the band & song after it plays...I think it should be a new rule.
Professor to couple making out during lecture: Excuse me, what do you think you're doing?
Guy: Oh sorry, one of our friends bet us 50 bucks we wouldn't make out during a lecture.
Guy in front of him to his girlfriend: We have got to get in on that!
--Fordham University
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- Music:peach, plum, pear - joanna newsom
Googled 'herbs to induce sleepiness', variations, unsure if the results meet my qualifications.
Does my character need a letter? An alumnus friend? An introduction from a current fellow or professor? Would he get a pass? Would it matter that he is not an alumnus in the usual sense (was there a distinction, social or practical, between an external BA and a matriculated one)? Would he need to use gloves to handle the manuscripts? Would he be allowed to take pencil notes? Was there any security check?
Can anybody point me in the direction of something that would help? I've looked, as I say, at the university site itself; I've searched Googlebooks and found interesting memoir and biography material, but mostly in regard to OU students or sometimes people on Fulbrights, etc. Nothing I found speaks to the history of the entrance rules or procedures. Before I'm driven to make up something vaguely plausible, I'd like to take another shot at finding facts.
Comedy club rep: Hey, crackheads, come see a comedy show!
Woman: I'm not a crackhead.
Comedy club rep: ...yet.
--43rd & 7th
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Teacher: Which race of people were counted as 3/5 of a person during the 1850s in the South?
Student: Midgets.
--Williamsburg High School
Someone who is accepted to a university because their parent went there. Also they are also called this if they are accepted into the same sorority or fraternity at the university that their parent was a part of.
It was legendaries or something--I feel like an idiot...I need this word.
LEGACY!
THANK YOU!
- Mood:
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50-something lady to 30-something daughter: I really want Japanese food.
30-something daughter: Where do you wanna go?
50-something lady: I see Japanese people in that restaurant. It must be sushi... what's it called?
30-something daughter: Nick's Pizza.
--Fortest Hills
Overheard by: Godzirra
Man #1, watching firemen climb a ladder and enter a brownstone: What are they doing? Why are there so many of them?
Man #2: Maybe somebody got stuck in the bathtub.
Man #1: You're probably right.
--75th St & Amsterdam
Overheard by: Stephanie
Awkward tall man: A pigeon hit me in the chest today.
Attractive woman: That's because your chest is where most people's heads are. It was attacking.
Awkward tall man: Yeah, but it just stimulated my nipples a little bit.
--Greenpoint
Overheard by: Fatericbana
I used to read lots of mystery books for kids back in the 90's, like the Boxcar children series, the New Bobbsey Twins (lame, i know), etc.
I remember reading one childrens book in the 90's but possibly published in the 80's. The only things i remember about it is a girl goes to sleep thinking about a clue she found that day. I think it had something to do with a message written in numbers and she finally realizes that it corresponds with the alphabet (ex: 1=A,2=B,3=C and so on), and is able to decipher it.
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- Mood:
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The kingdom of Forsilvra is a thriving land. Most people live their days on their farms or in their mines, working day to day in order to survive. But for the elite class, those Lords who govern lands and provinces, life in Forsilvra is constant struggle of power. The battle for power and position is usually a subtle one - the ties of marriage, the treaties that bind families and lands, the barter and trade of wealth, property, and resources.
Fifty years ago, after a civil war involving the entire kingdom, a new King from a new line was crowned. But not everyone in Forsilvra is happy with the current ruler or the circumstances behind his family's ascension to the throne. Political unrest is brewing, as those of noble class struggle to push their own houses into power.
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You have been brought to a dead Earth. Rubble on the surface where the great building used to be, trees gnarled twigs with no traces of vegetation anywhere, and water smelling strongly of rotten eggs, you wonder how anyone could possibly live in such a place such as this! Worst though, there are unspeakable evils and grotesque beings walking along the surface with you. Nightmares and dreams of people have been made real and haunt the Surface. All done by aliens in order to study humans. And the dreams seem drawn to you, though whether they want to hurt or look you over curiously is not something you want to wait to find out. But thank goodness the government is on your side. The mayor, who has a strange smile and strangely yellow tinted skin, finds, informs, and brings you to the underground city that was built to keep the people in the city safe from the destructive forces of dreams released on the surface above. It looks like this is your new home now. -The Full Premise- |
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Only moments ago, it was an ordinary day, maybe. Maybe it was the best day of your life - or the worst. In the end it doesn't matter, because now you're trembling on your knees, and when you open your eyes, all you see is a wash of blue light over the cold floor below you. Looking around, you take in the metal door before you, and the semicircle of glass walls to your sides and behind you, each looking out at a deep blue expanse of lit and endless ocean. Cold air bites you like a thousand tiny needles prickling over every inch of skin. You realize you're naked just before someone drapes a robe over your back. You look up into the smiling face of a man in a lab coat saying "Good Morning." He says, "Welcome to your new home." ✝ ✝ ✝ NEREIDE is a new panfandom game combining elements of science fiction, fantasy and horror in an underwater, post-apocalyptic setting. Characters are free to seek a normal life, or begin investigations into the dark underbelly of their new, seemingly idyllic new home. |
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I am working on a story where the main character A is a transitional deacon in a Catholic parish in New York City. (He has completed the seminary studies already, just hasn't been ordained a priest yet.)
Now, A knows character B from their seminary days together. They were pretty good friends but haven't seen each other since they left the seminary. The current plot is that A attends a church conference in another city, which B's church is hosting. (B can be a priest or a deacon, doesn't matter.) SOMEHOW (I don't know how yet) A is asked by B's parish to stay there for a few days after the conference ends. And when he does return to his own parish, SOMEHOW (again) B comes back with him for the purpose of visiting.
My questions:
1. What kind of conferences exist for Catholic church parishes in America? What goes on there?
2. What kind of "official" business can A be conducting in the scenario listed above to stay in another city?
3. What kind of "official" business can B get sent on to visit A's parish?
Any help/insight would be greatly appreciated! :D
Things googled: Stanford Housing, Stanford housing reviews, " dormitory reviews, dormitory renovations, Stern Hall renovations, etc. etc., until blue in the face.
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